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December 11, 2002
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Peace talks between Israel and Palestinians

FactsOfIsrael.com has just learned that peace talks between Israel and the Palestinians have resumed! Hopefully we will be able to see some results soon and peace will be achieved. We have received exclusive coverage of the negotiations - here's the scoop:

The Prime Minister of Israel sits down with Arafat at the beginning of negotiations regarding the resolution of the conflict. The Prime Minister requests that he be allowed to begin with a story.

Arafat replies, "Of course."

The Prime Minister begins his story: "Years before the Israelites came to the Promised Land and settled here, Moses led them for 40 years through the desert. The Israelites began complaining that they were thirsty and, lo and behold, a miracle occurred and a stream appeared before them. They drank their fill and then decided to take advantage of the stream to do some bathing-including Moses.

When Moses came out of the water, he found that all his clothing was missing. "Who took my clothes?" Moses asked those around him.

"It was the Palestinians," replied the Israelites.

"Wait a minute," objected Arafat immediately, "there were no Palestinians during the time of Moses!"

"All right," replies the Prime Minister, "Now that we've got that settled, let's begin our negotiations."

I'll keep everyone posted with more details as soon as I get them.

Posted by David Melle at December 11, 2002 09:45 AM
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problem is, is that to base anything political on a religious belief, especially when theres different religions negotiation, will only lead to disagreement.
the israelies and palistinians need to attempt to solve their differences in a secular manner

Posted by: david smith on February 20, 2003 12:49 AM

This is a rule that works the same on things one man loves,as well on a woman as on a Land: it doesn´t matter who´s the first one,the main thing is being the last.
(...and the unsurpassable thing is being the first and also the last ).

Posted by: Christof on March 29, 2003 12:37 AM

Anti Semites suck c***, and so do all of the jihad islam and hamas...

Posted by: anti-anti-semite on November 18, 2003 03:39 PM
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