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A true poem about Islamic terrorists
A moronic leftist British poet, has written some anti-American garbage:
They read good books, and quote, but never learn a language other than the scream of rocket-burn. Our straighter talk is drowned but ironclad: elections, money, empire, oil and Dad.
"STUPID POET LAUREATE FELLI by Kenneth Summers
Note: in no way am I calling for the murder of all Muslims. The poem above is dedicated to the Islamic terrorists from Al-Qaeda and the Palestinian Islamic Jihad - that said if you are a supporter of the above mass murderers, consider yourself targetted as well.
Tim Blair who started this whole thing has published the poems, including those that are not linkable. I copy the full list below.
SECOND THAT A. MOTION
The Andrew Motion poet laureate challenge has been met by, oh, about 150 superior poets, including Joanne Jacobs, Justin Katz, Laurence Simon, Peter Briffa, Acidman, Barry Briggs, the Rottweiller, Frank J., Uncle, Andrea Harris, Michele Catalano-Brejwo, David Janes, and Tom "call me dipnut" Perry.
Among poets whose work is of a non-linkable nature, we find Will Warren! Will briefly un-retired himself to write this tribute to Motion's Causa Belli:
COURSES YUMMY by Will Warren
Brazilian super-poet Nelson Ascher this is so cool; I'm publishing an Ascher original! contributes a plaintive lament:
POOR ENGLAND by Nelson Ascher
Quite aside from the quality of his words, Jim Whyte deserves inclusion for his poem's title and his lyrical nom de plume:
COSI FAN BELTI by Adelard Moonbat
Jim was among many to point out that "Mooshu's Latin stinks. The Latin phrase in international law is 'casus belli' (case or event of war) and not 'causa belli' (cause of war). Masefield or Tennyson wouldn't have made that mistake, and neither would more competent newspaper editors (but it's the Guardian, after all)."
Quite so. Now, on with the verse:
CODDLED ANTI-BELLISTS by Holly Watson
Angie Schultz has Motion properly pegged as yesterday's poet:
CAUSTIC JELLI by Andrea Stoppage
Glen Johnstone sees up upside:
They carry bright torches, chant, and so yearn for a day when the Westernized world all will burn. For pursuit of that course we should all be quite glad: contrasts with idiots are good to be had.
If I knew how, I'd write music to accompany Joseph Latino's beautiful verse:
They drink good wine, but never try To understand that brave men die So they can carp, and whine, and cry That freedom's leader isn't a fucking idiotic socialist appeaser of fascism.
Liz Feizkhah has a theory on how to stop the Motion:
BEER BELLI by Andrew Motion
History lesson #1, from Donnel Jones:
He's read his history yet fails to learn How cowed the move of Chamberlain's concern. To speak more plainly: evil has the notion It's bosom pals with men like Andrew Motion.
And history lesson #2, from Christopher DiGrazia:
CAUSA (MELVIN) BELLI by The Ripper
Ken Summers didn't like Motion's meter, so in his poem he's changed it to something a little more "hip":
STUPID POET LAUREATE FELLI by Kenneth Summers
Loretta Serrano hits a Will Warrenesque note:
BIG BELLI by Loretta Serrano
Adriane & Tami Wollaston combine warfare and skincare, and introduce to poetry the phrase "goggled cavalry":
The cause of war is simple, S. Who'sinsane's a pimple. And how to fix a pimple ... Please. Send the night-visioned goggled calvary o'r the desert sands in the dark of the early March 2003 new moon and squeeze, squeeze, squeeze.
Nobody dares deny that Rob Toth is, as he claims to be, the poet laureate of Bayonne, NJ, USA:
CAUSE I'M YELLI by Rob Toth
Look out! It's lefty blogger Vaara, come to beat up on us brutish conservatives:
They have computers, ISPs, and lovely site design, So they can just repackage fucking crap they've found online. They call themselves "Warbloggers," but the truth is more obscene: It's the greatest circle-jerk that our poor planet's ever seen.
No, that would be American Bukkake 7. Matt Walter of Washington, DC, took the oft-scorned ee cummings path:
poet laureate, poet laureate impart on us your peaceful wishes for the appeasement of monsters while your head remains buried in sand the world must be surprised and impressed by your stance against war, i wish you would visit iraq to see the misery the shame human shield, human shield we beg thee one less talentless poet laureate
jane galt hey, the keyboard's stuck in ee cummings mode! Jane Galt sympathises with the folks who pay Motion's wages:
A simple poet, talking straight to power: "Those meanies haven't asked me how to cower!" How must it grieve the taxpayers to find Their simple poet has a simple mind.
LA's greatest Greg, Greg McIlvaine, sends this gem:
CAUSE AND EMPTY BELLY by Whimple McPooh
The irredeemable Wogblogger aims to offend most everyone:
He writes fine words but bitches 'bout the dopes and cretins, gimps and dumbos, wogs and slopes who call him to his face a dickhead poof: appeaser with his fist all filled with spoof.
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